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50 Cent is about to spit some mean ol' raps his way.Ģ1:43: 50 Cent just punched Michael while another detective tasered him. This is getting better by the second.Ģ1:04: Michael is giving 50 Cent the what for. Ego much?Ģ0:18: 50 Cent just recounted a disgusting story that ended with "She swallowed the evidence." Yep. Outside the door is a sign that reads "G-Unit" the name of this tactical taskforce.
Michael is like, so totally frustrated that he can't find out what happened to his brother.Ģ0:00: Not even kidding. He seems less than upset.ġ6:35: Not that the main actors are good in this, but compared to the extras they've got acting here, they might as well all be Daniel Day-Lewis.ġ8:37: Phone talking montage. He's just finding out that his brother, the "What it is!" guy, was killed. "Blood in, blood out." I still have no idea what "blood out" is supposed to mean or why it's the title of this movie, but I'm pretty sure he isn't making a vague reference to the 1993 drama starring Benjamin Bratt.ġ4:24: Still no sign of 50 Cent or pudgy Val Kilmer.ġ5:05: Woo! The main character's name is Michael. This is apparently because he said "What it is!"ġ2:23: Gang beatdown! At least I think so, the camera is swinging around wildly so there must be something happening.ġ3:30: Vinnie Jones just capped the "What it is!" guy and then recited the name of the movie.
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Whoops.Ġ7:19: I'm this far into the movie and I still don't haven't been told the names of what appear to be the main characters.Ġ8:26: Sounds like the dialogue for this movie was recorded in a tin can submerged in water.Ġ9:36: Who are these people? Please tell me their names!ġ0:00: One of the nameless main characters just said "What it is!" as a greeting.ġ0:37: "What it is!" guy is going to get a beat down from Vinnie Jones, a girl wearing tight spandex-looking leather, and a bunch of other henchmen. I guess they were so nauseated by the shaky-cam that they couldn't aim straight.Ġ5:33: Captain of police comes in and says, "Tough day, but at least we got the dopers shut down." That girl was just collateral damage. Why does a camera movement require a sound effect? This is going to be a long 89 minutes.Ġ3:33: Ridiculous shaky-cam lends the movie that, you know, realism and junk.Ġ4:11: Oh snap! Bullet time just like the 'Matrix', only making about 100 percent less sense than it did in that movie.Ġ4:40: Stupid cops just shot a defenseless little girl. It's about to get real!Ġ2:24: This is going to be one of those movies that uses a "swoosh" sound after every half-second edit.
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Extra authenticity.Ġ0:51: You can tell this is going to be a gritty crime drama, because the editing is full of intentionally gritty dirt, grime, and obnoxious flashing lights. Menu: Fancy silencer sound when movie is selected. It's never a good sign when your movie is preceded with a trailer for a movie starring Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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If you end up surviving that horrific ordeal, feel free to come back here and read my thoughts on the entire travesty. So, if you're just dying to see 'Blood Out' then you may want to stay away from this until you've actually watched it. Spoilers run rampant throughout this entire review.
What follows are my thoughts, feelings, and snarky comments about what's happening on screen during 'Blood Out.' I know that this was a bit of an unorthodox review, but let's be honest, you weren't planning on buying this piece of junk anyway. In order to keep myself entertained, I decided to keep a live-blog of the movie. Whenever I stick in a straight to home video Blu-ray featuring the likes of 50 Cent and an overweight Val Kilmer (yes, this has happened more than once) I instantly feel a feeling of boredom wash over me.